- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
— (via therealconfused)
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN-
but maybe a cute girl would be nice idk